Eminem – Stan

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My tea’s gone I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my and I can’t see at all

And even if I could it’ll all be gray, but your on my wall

It reminds me, that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad.

(x2)

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Dear Slim, I wrote you but you ain’t calling

I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ’em

There probably was a at the post office or something

Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot ’em

but anyways; f**k it, what’s been up? Man how’s your ?

My girlfriend’s pregnant, too, I’m bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma her?

I’ma name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I’m

I had a friend kill himself over some b**ch who didn’t want him

I know you hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan

I even got the underground sh*t that you did with Skam

I got a room full of your and your pictures man

I like the sh*t you did with Rawkus, too, that sh*t was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this , hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan

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Dear Slim, you still ain’t or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain’t mad – I just think it’s f**ked up you don’t answer fans

If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your

you didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew

That’s my little brother man, he’s only six years old

We waited in the blistering for you,

four hours and you just said, “No.”

That’s pretty sh**ty man – you’re like his f**king

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like being to

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It’s like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you ’cause you tell it

My girlfriend’s ’cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don’t know you like I know you Slim, no one does

She don’t know what it was like for like us growing up

You gotta call me man, I’ll be the biggest you’ll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Stan

P.S. We should be together, too

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Dear Mister I’m-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this’ll be the last I ever send your a*s

It’s been six months and still no word – I don’t deserve it?

I know you my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on ’em perfect

So this is my cassette I’m you, I hope you hear it

I’m in the car right now, I’m doing 90 on the freeway

I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you about it

And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can’t BREATHE me

See Slim; Shut up b**ch! I’m trying to talk!

Hey Slim, that’s my screaming in the trunk,

But I didn’t slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain’t like you

‘Cause if she suffocates she’ll suffer more, and then she’ll die, too

Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the now

Oh sh*t, I forgot, how’m I supposed to send this sh*t out?

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Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been

You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Look, I’m really flattered you would call your that

and here’s an autograph for your brother,

I wrote it on the Starter cap

I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the , I musta missed you

Don’t think I did that sh*t intentionally just to diss you

But what’s this sh*t you said about you like to cut your , too?

I say that sh*t just clowning dogg, c’mon – how fu**ed up is you?

You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what’s this shit about us meant to be together?

That type of shit’ll make me not want us to each other

I really think you and your need each other

or maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this , I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doing just fine

if you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you but Stan

why are you so ? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don’t want you to do some sh*t

I seen this one sh*t on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge

and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

and in the car they found a , but they didn’t say who it was to

Come to think about it, his name was… it was

Damn